birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
fuckin
crazy ass
bobbleheaded
tiny motherfuckin
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
dragon faced
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER
Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II
Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II
Legolas: SON OF ARADOR
Aragorn: Legolas stop
Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI
Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I
Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II
Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN
Boromir: is this really necessary
Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I
Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS
Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I
Gandalf: this could take a while
Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR
Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL
Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH
Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI
Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT
Elrond: good god man calm down
Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL
Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II
Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL
Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II
Frodo: *falls asleep*
Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR
Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I
Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I
Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL
Gimli: this is ridiculous
Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR
Legolas: SON OF MALLOR
Legolas: SON OF BELEG
Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH
Aragorn: Legolas
Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR
Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR
Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR
Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR
Aragorn: Legolas it's fine
Legolas: SON OF TARCIL
Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR
Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR
Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL
Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR
Gimli: finally
Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
Boromir: anything to make you shut up
Lady at Nail Salon: Where your boyfrannn?
Me: Um, I have no boyfriend.
Lady at Nail Salon: YOU LIE! YOU HAVE BOYFRIEND!
Me: Um, I'm very single.
